Enter the KeyMaster

Key ends Clark's 8-year reign as preferred PM

Does this have Lady Helen shaking in her Doc Martens and telling Dr C to give the ungrateful voters a tax cut? I don't think so.

But maybe, just maybe, the voters like the KeyMan because:

1. He IS a male;
2. His watered down version of right wing politics appeals to the liberal socialists;
3. He is the BEST looking MP (in living history) to run for the hot seat;
4. The male voters are OVER having an aggressive/feminist/lesbian in control;
5. HE is eloquent, sharp and dresses well (nah - can't be)
6. He is NOT a career politician who has clawed his way up through the public service

Bring it on Mr Key, your country needs you!!!!