No. 1 Pin-Up Boy

So Brad Pitt has the body most men only ever dream about – and apparently their women also!!

At 43 he is still totally HOT!!

Granted his work demands that he looks good, fit and sexy but genetics, breeding and the X-factor is something that cannot be changed or bought!!!

Another thing in Brad's favour - he is definitely NOT a metrosexual.

Movers and Shakers

What better way to spend a Sunday afternoon than with a good friend, eating yummy food in a quiet country cafe? Part way through lunch, a woman in her late 50's at the next table approached me about my incessant moving and jiggling of my crossed legs!!!! (I'm a fidget NO BIG DEAL!!!).

She told me (in total seriousness) that she too had been "afflicted" with this in the past and it could be as a result of a suppressed psychological episode from childhood or may be (in her case APPARENTLY) a dietary disorder. I replied to her (choking back my laughter) that yes, something psychological could possibly be the problem. I truly believed that I should have been born FILTHY rich and that working for a living totally SUCKED!! I mean REALLY!!!

As she left me, she advised I seek professional help from a naturopath or herbalist (both of which I think are pure quackery and a total waste of money!!!).

My friend shrieked with laughter when I told her what just happened. At which point, we ordered a bottle of bubbly and proceeded to drink that with a totally decadent piece of chocolate brownie!! The bouncing and jiggling of course got worse than ever!!!!!

Some people just need to loosen up!!! I know I jiggle and fidget and can't sit still but I know plenty of other people who are worse than I. SO WHAT - I was told by a fitness instructor recently that it all burns calories - SO THERE!!!!

Sex, Lies and Videotape

Well Ian Wishart of Investigate Magazine has been digging yet again – this time into the allegations of corruption by Police Commissioner Howard Broad and various MP’s in the 1980’s. Helen Clarke and her Labour MP’s have been aware for many years of extensive police misconduct and has done well with the smoke screen of PC Broad’s admission to watching an illegal movie, but wait there is more:

• SEX
  It seems that the police corruption goes as far south as Dunedin with PC Broad et al involved in sexual misconduct at the Dunedin CIB;


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  Police HQ, Dunedin CIB and the Labour Government together stopped an investigation into a bondage/child sex ring which was operated by a police officer’s father and attended by at least one Labour cabinet minister;


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  Michael Cullen and David Benson-Pope (of tennis ball fame) ran the damage control over the above sex case in 1985;


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  Labour MP’s Pete Hodgson, Tim Barnett, George Hawkins and Matt Robson were aware of major sex allegations of police misconduct as far back as 2000. This included the knowledge of videos of police rapes and bestiality involving police officers;


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  Current and former Dunedin police officers have been involved in numerous rapes of staff, prostitutes and civilians;
  
  
  LIES


• The Labour Government were aware of police corruption for many years and turned a blind eye;


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  Dunedin and Christchurch Police assisted organized crime by ignorning under age sex and drug dealing in return for sexual favours from brothels;


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  The police have files on politicians and public figures to assist them in blackmailing the government should the need arise;


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  There were several corrupt top police officers investigating the David Bain case;


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• AND THE VIDEOTAPE
  
  Police Commissioner Howard Broad has admitted to watching a bestiality video. This is both illegal and prohibitive to screen such objectionable material. He admitted to this basically to try and come clean with the public and to quash any further investigations into his and other police officers misconduct. Of course he has the support of the Labour Government on these issues.

Ian Wishart has uncovered vast amounts of corruption, misconduct and general abuse of power. He is calling for a Royal Commission of Inquiry but it will be interesting to see how far this is taken. Have New Zealanders had enough of in-depth police enquiries or are they interested in clearing out the top brass who have been involved in this mess and are being rewarded by equally corrupt and dishonest Labour MP’s.

Enter the KeyMaster

Key ends Clark's 8-year reign as preferred PM

Does this have Lady Helen shaking in her Doc Martens and telling Dr C to give the ungrateful voters a tax cut? I don't think so.

But maybe, just maybe, the voters like the KeyMan because:

1. He IS a male;
2. His watered down version of right wing politics appeals to the liberal socialists;
3. He is the BEST looking MP (in living history) to run for the hot seat;
4. The male voters are OVER having an aggressive/feminist/lesbian in control;
5. HE is eloquent, sharp and dresses well (nah - can't be)
6. He is NOT a career politician who has clawed his way up through the public service

Bring it on Mr Key, your country needs you!!!!

Tres Chic Kiwi Style

Where are the Fashion Police when you need them? These shoes, for anyone lucky enough not to have noticed them are "Crocs". They are made out of a soft flexible plastic and come in a range of bright, hideous, in your face colours and are normally worn by large, Neanderthal men and women with NO fashion sense - in fact purple does go with orange pants.....really cool, especially if you work for the Council!!!! Don't they just SCREAM "Tosser" at you????

Smokin!

An Air New Zealand 737 from Wellington to Auckland was forced to land at the Ohakea Air Force base last Friday as smoke was (not quite - but) "billowing" from the cockpit. This flight contained a couple of MP's including our very own local National MP!!! Apparently the reason for the emergency landing was coffee had been spilt on the instruments causing an electrical fault...... this can only happen on Air New Zealand!!!! So....the question you have to ask is why are these planes built without coffee holders in the cockpit..... the most basic Japanese car has these and people apparently buy their car according to the size and position of these basic accessories. Come to think of it, why the heck do the pilots and crew want to drink that airline coffee - it's thick, black and disgusting.....paint stripper at the very least...... that could be part of the electrical problem......good coffee just wouldn't have that effect on wiring!!