Since when did buying jeans become so complicated. I mean, there are so many styles, fabrics and sizes and we haven’t even got to THE labels yet. When I got asked what I would like I obviously had to say I wanted the latest, hottest style available – of the Kate Moss variety of course, otherwise what would be the point.
After trying on various labels, and hopping around in the changing room for half an hour I walked out with the jeans with the longest (and yes!! tightest) leg. I think this style should have a warning attached to it:
Warning:
Please consult your medical professional
Before attempting to wear this garment.
May cause loss of blood circulation and
Tightness of breath (from onlookers)
(this may be a good or bad thing)
But don’t let this put anyone off. With the way our nanny state is going, we will be legislated soon enough and there will be a fat tax imposed on everyone who exceeds their BMI. How PC is that?
2 comments:
Well if you were wearing them ANY jeans would look hot! And I think fat people should be made to fly in business class, or at least banned from sitting next to me... Better still, upgrading ME to business class if I have to sit next to someone who swells over the seat!
That's why they call it cattle class!! Anyway what could be better than being a bull between a couple of heiffers, they make great pillows on a long haul flight .. try it some time.
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