A Russian woman set fire to her ex-husband’s penis yesterday. What I want to know is:
1. How long was it before he realized he was on fire?
2. Is vodka alone an effective anesthetic?
3. What is wrong with cutting up his clothes the old fashioned way?
4. Will he “rise” to celebrity status like Bobbitt?
5. He probably deserved it BUT now she’s made him a martyr!!!
At least there is a cocktail named after IT!!!
1 comment:
Hilarious!!
But do we know why she did it?
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