The Black Russian

A Russian woman set fire to her ex-husband’s penis yesterday. What I want to know is:

1. How long was it before he realized he was on fire?

2. Is vodka alone an effective anesthetic?

3. What is wrong with cutting up his clothes the old fashioned way?

4. Will he “rise” to celebrity status like Bobbitt?

5. He probably deserved it BUT now she’s made him a martyr!!!

At least there is a cocktail named after IT!!!

Snow Patrol - Chasing Cars (from Grey's Anatomy)

A tribute to my favourite programme and a very cool song!!!!

Enrique Iglesias hero

Excuses, excuses

No time to blog recently… my last few days have been...

1. Schmoozing function;
2. Personality-free Dweeb Convention – aka work function;
3. Running in high heels in the slick wet streets of Auckland and sliding on the makeshift boardwalks – damn that Mayor!!
4. Getting a couple of passes to NZ Fashion Week – double yay!!
5. Being chatted up by an alkie at the city bottlestore – not NOT cool
6. Eventually celebrating a friend’s birthday with a couple of bottles of bubbles – totally cool;
7. Cooking dinner for friends – always easier to cook when you are drinking red wine and listening to old music!!

I need to get some serious retail therapy done – I’m thinking maybe Sydney ..